Post inspirado pelo Darren Rowse (check english version below)

1 – Canivete multi-uso com abridor de garrafa e [BP]saca-rolha[/BP]. Caramba, nem sei como explicar a tremenda utilidade deste instrumento. Na verdade, eu acho que não preciso explicar nada já que para bom bebedor meia idéia basta.
2 – Caixa térmica com rodas, encha de latas ou garrafas e leve seu novo amigo para passear.
3 – Uma edição do Livro Guiness dos Recordes (pode ser subtituído por um exemplar do Guia dos Curiosos) manterá sua conversa de bar sempre interessante.
4 – Localizador GPS à prova d´água (e cerveja) para encontrar sua casa depois da bebedeira;
5 – Uma [BP]fralda geriátrica[/BP] para não precisar ir até o banheiro tirar água do joelho e com isso perder preciosos minutos de bebedeira.

Bender´s Top 5 useful devices for gloriously drunk people

This is part of the Group Writing Project

1 – Swiss army knife with corkscrew and bottle opener. Such obvious usefulness requires no further explanation;
2 – Wheeled ice box to take your beer wherever you want to get wasted;
3 – An old edition of Guinness World Records books so your drunk chat never gets boring;
4 – GPS device to find your precise way back home severely intoxicated;
5 – Adult diaper so you won´t lose time relieving yourself.

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39 Responses to Top 5 dos acessórios mais úteis para bêbados

  1. Vinícius says:

    O Canivete multi uso suiço já tenho, faltam agora os outros 4 ítens ehehehhehehheh

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  10. Não preciso de canivete, já tenho um abridor bacana no chaveiro do carro.
    Quanto à caixa térmica eu já prefiro essa aqui:

    http://copiacarbono.blogspot.com/2006/08/pegue-carona-na-cerveja.html

    …que além de levar a cerveja leva o bebum junto.

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